House rules.Argue with them at your own risk.
Ratified by whoever was still there at 9:30 one night in 2019. Amendments require a made free throw. Nobody has passed an amendment.
04 · Code of conduct01
Call your own fouls
Then live with the shame. The offense calls it, the defense complains about it, the game moves on.
02
Winners stay
Losers shoot for next. Free throws only. Airballs forfeit your spot to whoever laughed loudest.
03
Twos and threes, to 15
Win by two. There is no "one more" once someone has left to get their kid.
04
Sean's ball, Sean's rules
Sean's hip also gets a vote. When the hip goes, the run goes. Do not test the hip.
05
No heat checks before 9:30
Nobody has earned a 30-footer at 9:10. Nobody has earned one at 10:15 either, but rules are rules.
06
Two shirts. Water. Show up.
Dark and light. If you show up in gray you are on skins, and nobody wants that for you.